im Zoe and im ziall af


Chicago, 29/08


*when a girl takes a nude and it gets leaked*

everyone: omg she’s such a whore she shouldn’t be sending inappropriate pictures to random guys wow

*when a guy takes a nude and it gets leaked*

everyone: wow the girl who leaked it is unbelievable like he trusted her and she did that to him wow……….



Thank you to Karen and Geoff who did the deed 21 years and 9 months ago and gave us this ball of sunshine
by Harry being a fucking MENACE FOR LIAM’S BIRTHDAY (via gangstapayne)

Is he like light weight? None of them even flinch

All We Seem To Do Is Talk About Sex


Rating: Explicit 

Words: 2,437

Chapters: 1/1

Summary: “Listen.” Zayn bangs a fist down on the little coffee table in front of the sofa. “This isn’t about clothes. I don’t care what any of you do with your dirty boxers as long as I don’t have to touch them. Anyway, not the point. This is most definitely a sex related intervention.”

Or; Harry and Louis are facing a tour-bus-sex-ban and are forced to take matters into their own hands.

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